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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

My "Open Letter to People or Entities that are Unlikely to Respond"

Remember when I said I wanted to write an "Open Letter to People or Entities that are Unlikely to Respond" in the same vain of McSweeny's?  Well, I've got three.


Dear Douchebag who hit me, saw me get out to check the damage and then took off,
I forgive you.
Love, Cara


Dear Lord,
Sorry I swore so much when the above mentioned douchebag hit me and then took off.  Please fogive me.
Love Me


Dear Self,
Way to get over that douchebag hitting you.  You're getting better at this forgiveness business.
Love, Me


PS.  Big Red is fine. My heart rate has returned to a satisfactory beats per minute resting rate.

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