"Can I Ask You A Personal Question?" and Other Insights

Sometimes I use my desk as drums which likely annoys my neighbor. I might turn to country music next just to really make things comfy. Given the circumstances, I couldn’t care less.

Regarding our recent heat wave: Right, no such thing as global warming. I’m sure this is just God really pissed off at us.

I find I get more compliments when I wear less make up. Weird.

I know I will have “made it” in the world when a YouTube Video of me dancing spreads like wildfire and I will be an overnight celebrity for my ridiculously awesome dance moves. A girl can dream.

From the weekend:
A: Can I ask you a personal question, and you don’t have to answer it?
Me: Uhh, sure.
A: Are those Capri pant tan lines on your calves?

I have almost 1100 emails in my inbox at work. This makes my head want to explode. I generally keep it to about less than half that.

I’m going to get a mani/pedi with my mom after work today. Hopefully that will turn the day around.
I’m going to Gregg’s cycles for a tune up (and eye candy) after work today. Hopefully that will turn my day around.
I’m going to get a hot fudge sundae after work today. Hopefully that will turn my day around.

Things that are unnecessary: “Inspirational” quotes used in professional email signature. I understand it if your company has a tag line and you use that. But, for example, I got an email from a sales guy that in his signature line has, “Have a great day! It’s your choice!” Ummm, I disagree and don’t get all pushy on me…please.