Triple Whammy

ONE - This conversation:
Cube Neighbor: What are you wearing?
Me: My workout clothes....? (true)
Cube Neighbor: So….you’re going to go somewhere and get naked and change?
Me: (did he just say what I think he said?)………..I’m going to go somewhere and get changed, yes.

TWO:
Bad News: 3 missed phone calls ON THE CELL from Bossman this morning.
Good News: This cuss-up wasn’t my doing, I just get to deal with the fall out.

THREE:
I accidently printed an ENORMOUS tax return and once you start you can’t stop. I'm inundated with guilt. Sorry rainforest. (Irrelevant sidenote about the word inundate: In my Etymology class - one of the very few classes I actually got a 4.0 - one of the few things I learned was that "-und(a)" means to overflow, wave or billow. I have never forgotten because I thought it so fascinating that the complete root did not fall within the English syllable breaks. Whenever I use that word I think of that...funny how word association works)


Also, I’ve yet to do my hair and makeup. Oh and ps….22 financial statements need to get out….nbd.

This was all before 8:30 am.

It’s only up from here!...Or is it?