Overheard in the Office

Co Worker 1: You see the light at the end of the tunnel?
Co Worker 2: No, my tunnel is closing and it's pitch black.


CW: Hell yeah we have a sense of humor around here. It shows up around April 16th.


CW To Me: Do you want me to experiment with you?…..awkward pause. Hold on, let me rephrase that.


CW at about 6:00pm: Shoot me in the f*cking face. 


CW: “When I was an undergrad, when I still thought it was ok to be a drama major…”


Neighbor: You look like you put some effort in getting ready this morning.
Me: Wow, that’s only mildly insulting.
Neighbor: It was suppose to be a compliment.
Me: Well, you failed.


CW: Do you want to touch the end of my mixer? (Twice)

Neighbor holding a handful of candy out to me: You can have it all, except for the skittles, because that’s fruit. Obviously. Same for the gummy bears. (I took the chocolate obviously)


One week to go folks.  Do your taxes.