Today I was asked if I had fake eyelashes. Twice. Nope, no I don’t. These are the real deal.
Thing the Second:
My boss showed up to work yesterday wondering where everyone was. Turns out our offices were closed. However he did take a few moments to start a series of history lessons about epidemic diseases and vaccination. He started with smallpox. What a downer.
2 comments:
ooh. happiness tip: keep a list of the parts of your body that other people envy. pull out said list whenever your pants get too tight.
You're a genius. I shall start said list.
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