Man of Few Words

Like the good daughter I am, I wrote my father to remind him that it was Valentine's Day and to not forget to get at least a card for my mother. I also sent his this email to remind him...of me.


Subject: Don't Forget

Dad,
It's valentine's day tomorrow.
I accept diamonds.
Love you,
Cara

Subject: Happy Valentines

Cara,
Fresh out of diamonds.
Love you,
Dad

My dad is awesome and if nothing else succinct.

It was worth a try.  Maybe should have asked for rubies instead?  He keeps those stock piled.