Options

Option 1:

My non-date Saturday night: "I figure if in 10 years you're not married, you'll have to marry me." 

Option 2:

SBB:  I heard on the radio a quote and it says, “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” 

Me: Yeah....they’re useless...is that what you mean?
SBB: YES!  See ,you don’t need one!
Me: Thanks….

Glad to see my matrimony is on people's minds.

But for now, I'll take option 3: