Overheard in the Office

Co-worker walks in groggy:
“My mother used to tell me, ‘You can rise and shine just not at the same time.’”
My mother could tell me the same.


Our Business Officer: "You can imagine the colorful images you get when you google 'dildo'".
Our Male Circumcision expert: "Dildos with foreskins are hard to find."
Noted.

Oh, I love my job.