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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Two Things

Thing the First:
Today I was asked if I had fake eyelashes.  Twice.  Nope, no I don’t. These are the real deal.

Thing the Second:
My boss showed up to work yesterday wondering where everyone was. Turns out our offices were closed.  However he did take a few moments to start a series of history lessons about epidemic diseases and vaccination. He started with smallpox.  What a downer. 

2 comments:

Cupcake said...

ooh. happiness tip: keep a list of the parts of your body that other people envy. pull out said list whenever your pants get too tight.

Miss C said...

You're a genius. I shall start said list.

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