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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Off My Self-Entitled Pedestal...and Other Thoughts

-If I make it through my day without slitting my wrists I consider that a victory. Is that wrong?

-I feel like I’ve been having lots of moments where I think, “wow, I’m officially a grown up.” One such instance was this weekend went I went vacuum shopping. I just couldn’t bring myself to actually purchase one so instead I ate the most enormous ice cream cone because when you’re an adult you can do that too.

-Dear Brett Farve, Please stay in retirement, for once. At this point, it’s just greedy and annoying. Unless your salary is going to charity, then by all means…go for it.

-Things I won’t be doing tonight: Sitting by the phone waiting for his call. I’m not “that girl.”

-Jenn: The more I sit in a corporate job, the more entrepreneurial I get. Isn’t that funny?
Me: Ha! That’s a good way to channel your energy. I just get more grumpy and wallow in self-pity. I like you're option better

-Pep talk to myself: The sun’s out, you have great friends, family, 4 working appendages, a totally sweet car, a roof over your head, food on your table. Your issues are clearly first world problems so get the eff off your self-entitled pedestal and out of your funk.


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