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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Question and Answer

Let’s play a quick game of question and answer.

Q: What did you do to your hand this morning?
A: Burnt it on the curling iron
Thoughts: Mother effer.

Q: What time did you leave for work today?
A: 7:30 am
Thoughts: Not bad, could be worse.

Q: How many gas stations did you go to get gas?
A: 2
Thoughts: Thanks for a diesel engine. Real convenient.

Q: How long into the drive until you needed to use the ladies room?
A: 30 minutes
Thoughts: Awesome. This could be a disaster.

Q: What time did you get to work today?
A: 9:30 am
Thoughts: Thanks Seattle.

Q: If you were to describe your outfit today, what would you say?
A: Think Brooks Brothers at a Sunday brunch meets the tasteful corporate whore.
Thoughts: Barf.

Q: What did you do last night?
A: Fell asleep in front of the fire listening to the rhythm of the pounding rain
Thoughts: How did I get so lucky?


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